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Denzil: Is it your baby Sir?
Mr Chalk: No it is not my baby!
Denzil: Anyone had it off with Chalk?
Mr Chalk: That’s Mr Chalk!
Denzil: See i’m just trying to find out whose baby it is Sir, just like Mr Mead told us to!
Mr Chalk: Yeah, well just now we don’t know where the baby’s come from!
(class start laughing)
Denzil: What? You don’t know where babies come from? Oh Sir, would you like us to show you?
Mr Chalk: Now listen, that’s not what i meant… you cheeky… now settle down!